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peanut butter snail 

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
peanut butter snail by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016

Buttery snail snatch 

Similar to Snail Butter : The greasy slime left on a seat or panties, from a female occupants vagina snatch

The snatch is where the snail butter comes from.
Gross, did you see the wet stain left in her panties from her buttery snail snatch?

Nothing like some delicious buttery snail snatch on my dick.
Buttery snail snatch by Yeeyee29 February 11, 2020