snacksgiving 

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.

"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"

snacksgiving by Goat Gut May 14, 2008

Skanksgiving 

A 2 day holiday beginning on Thanksgiving Eve, in which people return to their hometowns, and are subsequently driven to drink by family-overload and proceed to flock to local bars. Once at these bars, it becomes a reunion of sorts, and the combination of alcohol and nostalgia prompts Skanksgiving hook-ups.

I'm going home for turkey day, hopefully I'll run into every guy I never made out with in high school, and will have a joyous Skanksgiving.

Skanksgiving by attr November 23, 2011

Shanksgiving 

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

Shanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Skanksgiving 

The evening before Thanksgiving in which bars and clubs are flooded with promiscuous girls.

We go out on Skanksgiving every year!

Skanksgiving by lnglgdsxpstl November 9, 2009

Spanksgiving 

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

Spanksgiving by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

Skanksgiving 

A concert at the Starland ballroom that happens near Thanksgiving holiday, usually every year, with mostly ska bands and skanking

Man, Skanksgiving was so much fun last year, there was so much skanking!

Skanksgiving by baseplayer21 October 10, 2008

Spanksgiving 

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

Spanksgiving by MandM Productions November 28, 2019