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As related to a chick with an attitude problem. She's hot and she knows it, therefore, she feels it entitles her to act like an asshole.
Leeroy: Dude, did you see that chick. I bought her a drink; she took it, didn't say thanks, looked at me like I owed it to her, and bounced.

Billy: I know, what a smutbox.
smutbox by Zeb V. December 8, 2006
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smut box 

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions
My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box
smut box by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011
Related Words
A device left alone to seek one beings smut. A smut aid, a program to persue smut.
" My computer is lagging, its not my Aimbot,its my darn Smutbot finding me smut."
Smutbot by SuperRaw June 17, 2003
Slang term used to identify any female of any age, but more specifically applied to the girlfriend of one of your friends. Mostly used in greeting or when plans go awry due to said slutbox.
"Hey, are you going out with that slutbox tonight?"

"We were going to go miniature golfing but his slutbox put the kaibosh on it."

"How's your slutbox?"
slutbox by Fellas March 31, 2005
The device, generally known as a cellular phone that may or may not have a special "shatter/water" proof case that stores the phone numbers and messages of other known sluts.
"Hey, would you like to add my number to your slutbox so you can call me later and meet up?"
Slutbox by Nfeichko August 27, 2017

slutbox 99 

Of or relating to a contraption often referred to as a slut. A creative jingle invented by Isaiah Murphy in fall of 2007.
"Ay I'm the hottest slut on the streets. I'm slutbox 99!"

"Why are you sucking his penis you slut box 99?"
slutbox 99 by Krn50de January 7, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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