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smurt the inability to smell;
a whore At birth he was smurt
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Acr. Super Mega Ultra Respiratoty Therapist. One that sets the bar at such a high level only very few in the field could even be considered to achieve a high status Damn Mike is a one bad ass SMURT. I wish I was like him
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(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.
To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile. Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl. i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.
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To slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving fellatio. I couldn't get wood so Kaycee let me smurt her until I was hard.
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