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when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
slurred by hex_ten May 16, 2004
When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.
I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.
Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014
state of being very scared of something
Don't be skurred,It's only pussy.
skurred by sean delaneuville November 5, 2002
A slang term that originates from the crunk genre of southern style hip-hop meaning "scared".
I ain't neva scurred, aight?
I am not ever scared, alright?
Scurred by mobus1603 March 12, 2012

go get smurfed 

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.
Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!
go get smurfed by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005
To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.
OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!
Smurfed by Matthew B December 5, 2004