smurfdaddy 

Smurfdaddy (n.)

Also smurf-daddy,

1. A small, elderly man who lavishes money, protection and connections on convictionless political hopefuls; in return, he requires that you kiss his ring.

2. (Slang): A variant of sugar-daddy for the political realm. A former politician who still yields enormous power within the political realm and has overt control over the fledglings that want to participate in politics.

2014, from smurf (from the French "Schtroumpf") + daddy.(colloquial diminutive of dad, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric )

Use: “That incumbent won't survive the upcoming election, his challenger has a smurfdaddy”.

smurfdaddy by NH_Braveheart May 23, 2014

Suffland 

street word for suffolk, Virginia

T-Rock: Whats the word
Bow-Legged Tony: Old boy got that good out in Suffland

Suffland by StreetAddict December 15, 2008

Smurftard

A Retarded Uneducated libtard in the BLUE Democrat Party that is a far left liberal

Shut the fuck up you fucking smurftard

Smurftard by Big Black Patriot December 18, 2020

suffland 

another name for Suffolk, VA. Part of the 7 cities of the 757. The most country out of all of the 757. Suffolk is by far the largest city is the 757, but if you're looking for action you need to head downtown cuz everything else is boonies. People from this area are often refered to as "Suffolkians". pronounced su-fuck-ians.

Sorry we're late, but the dumb mutha driving us took a wrong turn and we ended up in BFE Suffland.

suffland by Suffolkian December 27, 2007

smurfeanie 

a cult in which all people should wear a smurf styled hat

" hey heard about that cult of people with them hats ye the SMURFEANIE group"

smurfeanie by sumrfinator May 6, 2009

Smurfadies 

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

Smurfadies by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017