Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.
My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
by Vince the madman November 08, 2004
Can you define these popular missing words?
The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
I Smurf clubbed that bitch!
by James March 16, 2004