A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.
Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon
by ponkyboy October 15, 2004
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by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019
A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
by Axe smacker August 30, 2019
When the person is acting wet and doesn’t do what he should do even tho the circumstances state he should.
by Woodrow123445 December 15, 2020