smpf

Shit my pants funny. The former may result if you feel as if you are about to experience a bowel movement as a result of laughing too hard. Actual shitting yourself is not recommended; get to a bathroom ASAP! pmpf

Dude 1: hey this chick i know was havin a marshmallow roast in her backyard right... she had her mellows on stix n was set to go wen some firetrucks came w/ their sirens blastin n shit.. so her n her frenz went see what was up. friggin the house across the street was all up in flames n shit. the couple who owned it was standin outside the house all upset n then there was the chick with her mellows on a stick set n ready to go. lady gave her the dirtiest look EVER!
Dude 2: holy shit! fuckin smpf! aww dude brb...

smpf by Kewkew ka chew October 25, 2006

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SMPfilms

An Extremely famous Youtuber that has over 2 milliion subscribers. He is in the youtube partners list, and has 2 channels. He is also known to write back to his Youtubers alot, pleasing his fans.

He has a channel called SMPfilms, which is used for humorous videos, Blogs, and old videos about his cat. He also has plenty of Music Videos here.

He has a channel called TheMeanKitty, which is used for videos about his two cats. Sparta and Loki.

He used to have a channel called Inipropriatefilms, but it got taken down by youtube for harsh adult humor.

His most popular video, 'The Mean Kitty Song' on SMPfilms, nearly reached 30 million hits, this was a stunning achivement for SMPfilms.

A rumor that SMPfilms is being sponsered by Google has been coniformed, by SMPfilms himself. SMPfilms is getting plenty of suscribers by the day.

Music Videos SMPfilms

SMPfilms by Monkeymja - Youtube January 16, 2010

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smpfilter

smpfilter is an editor on Instagram

“YOO check it out! smpfilter posted on Instagram!”

“what the hell are you talking about. they don’t post on that Instagram account anymore”

“oh right”

smpfilter by anonymous February 21, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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