Stotan 

The most badass person alive. A cross between a stoic and spartan, these people can do pretty much anything they want. They are beast.

yeah, he's a total Stotan.

Stotan by brwnrice November 7, 2010

Smota 

The standard length of time between Dota games. Short for "smoke and dota", this period can last anywhere from 5 minutes to 15 minutes in extreme cases.

"Smota?"

"Smota."

Smota by Griffprollyfuckedurmom September 1, 2014

Stotan 

A cross between a stoic and a spartan. This term was coined by Percy Cerruty to describe the Australian runner Herb Elliot, a world-record holder in the mile run who dominated his event in the 1960 Olympics.

We are true stotans. We run all day, never complain, and give it all we got in every race.

Stotan by Robert Watson September 30, 2005

smota 

A commonly used acronym for "smack me on the ass."

Person 1: "You have such a lovely behind" ;)
Person 2: "SMOTA!"

smota by smotaingmaniac6969 May 30, 2011

smetankalicious 

Being of the highest magnitude of smetanka. Having endless amounts of smetankitude.

Chocolate ice cream is smetanka, but hot fudge sundaes are smetankalicious.

Salsa music is so smetankalicious.

Even though Jared is a Lancy, he is the most smetankalicious dude I know.

smetankalicious by EE 4 eva! June 29, 2004

smoatns 

Suck Me Off At The Next Station

Oi Scott, SMOATNS

smoatns by miscuser October 26, 2013

smetana'd 

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

smetana'd by ice-b June 17, 2018