To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.
1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!
by sarahndipities June 8, 2019
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Word used to define a massively large penis.
Hot girl1: God have you seen Ethan's smorgle?
Hot girl2: OMG he pix messaged me it twice last nite!!!!!!
by EvanBIGmiles January 1, 2010
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A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.
what a horsie smorgle dude.
by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017
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