Top Definition
A person who pretends to know what they are doing, but in fact knows nothing. Usually used after or during watching someone fail. Derived from the past particle for the Swedish word Smorja, meaning bullshit.
"My team are smords. Plz report."

"Look at those smords walking on the bike path and blocking traffic"
by Robogoat September 11, 2013

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