smoph 

six minutes of pain in hell

smoph

smoph by gljake May 17, 2011

smoph 

Smoph is the combining of the word smoke with the name Soph. It can be used as a quetion (example 1), or a statement (example 2).

Smophed is the state of being that Soph can be found in having smoked.

1. Smoph? (Do you want a smoke Soph?)
2. Smoph. (I'm going for a smoke Soph.)

smoph by Smophed January 11, 2009

Smother Play 

Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.

Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.

Smother Play by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

smiph 

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

smiph by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"

Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

samophlange 

Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.

Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"

Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.

While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."

But however you use it, just don't step on it.

<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."

<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."

samophlange by nutman May 4, 2005

Smotherment 

The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time

Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night

Smotherment by Cven August 8, 2010