The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
by Guinea Pig Freak April 15, 2006
When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
by ProPyro138 November 19, 2017
verb- the act of speakin in a manner that will get listeners to do as you please.
noun- someone who says anything to get what they want out of people.
noun- someone who says anything to get what they want out of people.
Man look at the way that kid talks and gets whatever he wants, what a smooz. (noun)
Yo son, that boy just smoozed the shit out of that bitch. (verb)
Yo son, that boy just smoozed the shit out of that bitch. (verb)
by gmill December 15, 2005
To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
by steven September 9, 2003
Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.
by Poundpuppies4ever March 15, 2007
It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze
i just had a smooze
by John john-Smith Smith September 1, 2020