Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017

Smoothie

Someone who is mentally challenged

smoothie : no example needed

by Blur.999 October 17, 2019

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 16, 2023

Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent

by Bahammer February 24, 2021

Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.

Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it

by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022

White smoothie

Jizz

That bitch Jenn was drinking his white smoothie

by Ruthless Roe June 4, 2015