Smoodle

To smoodle someone is to collect their discharge over a few months and freeze it and see how much you collect over the next few years.

Jeremy: Bro me and Stacy started smoodling last night

Jerome: Eugh gross bro you smoodle

Jeremy: Shut up fag

Jerome: I’m not gay i just don’t mind taking a cock

by KiribakuSimp May 11, 2022

Smoodle

A vaginal fart. Same as queef/queeb

I was tappin dat and she ripped a smoodle.

by Blappo1979 March 16, 2018

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy September 21, 2008

Smoodle

A made-up species that is closely related to a wolf. It has a long body with 6 legs, 4 of those legs have paws and the last 2 pair are hooves.

That dog has a really long body, kinda like a smoodle.

by Vorohahx September 6, 2018

smoodle

When you snoot a noodle in your nose, snot comes out called "smoodle."

When you snoot a noodle in your nose, snot comes out called "smoodle."

Jimmy: "Damn, you should've seen Linda at dinner last night, a whole ass snoodle came out of her nose."

Veronica: "Wow, what a stupid bitch."

by joiewfo April 23, 2021