Smolsexual 

Sexually attracted to josh dun and tyler joseph

Ppl1- "I am so smolsexual"
Ppl2- "I didnt know you knew tøp"
Ppl1 -"hell yea"

Smolsexual by Smol beans baby May 27, 2017

Smolt 

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

Smolt by Martizzle May 27, 2006

john smoltz 

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

smolish 

dumb, annoying, bitch

Ashley is fucking smolish cause she stoled my man.

smolish by j-klick December 25, 2005

smolspeak 

Smolspeak (also known as babyspeak or toddlerspeak) is the act of intentionally misspelling things to give the impression that a small child wrote the message. It likely has its roots in the common misspellings of UwU speech.

Friend A: "Look at he smol hends!"
Friend B: "Could you stop with the smolspeak, please?"

smolspeak by GarlekEmperor April 26, 2021

smolish 

One Ugly muthafucka! Uglier than ugly

Damnnnnn!!!!! That bitch is smolish!

smolish by Chymya July 14, 2006

Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

Shmolts by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008