smoke this pig 

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

smoke this pig by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017

Smoke this dick 

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

Smoke this dick by WIENE May 4, 2020

catch this smoke 

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

catch this smoke by my blicky hard March 19, 2019

this guy is a total cock smoker 

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

this guy is a total cock smoker by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it 

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

Smokethis 

He is a junkie,ugly and haves a huge nasty sperm beard.

->Hey did you see smokethis?
->No! he is ugly!

Smokethis by NRudeboy July 6, 2009