Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath 

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Smoke a Cigarette 

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

Smoke a Cigarette by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

Smoke a cigarette in the rain 

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

Smoke a cigarette in the rain by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024

Smoked like a cig 

Killing someone fast and brutally

Man: *gets shot in the head*
Other Guy: Yoooooo! He got smoked like a cig

Smoked like a cig by Jayhoops0 October 30, 2020

Smoke a meat cigar 

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

Smoke a meat cigar by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

smoke you like a cuban cigar by snoop a loop June 30, 2005

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette 

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021