smoke you down

we say smoke you up in the U.P. . so really only the lower half of michigan says this. meaning they'll get you high. but really it should be smoke you UP

I'll smoke you down dude.

by shmmegal May 2, 2008

you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 26, 2015

Smoke You Up

The sexual interaction of blowing smoke up your partner bootyhole.

Joe: I’m tryna smoke you up this Saturday.
Tiffany:ok

by Smoke me up March 24, 2021

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 20, 2005

smoke after you smoke

To get high and immediately after smoke a cigarette.

Dunc got high and exclaimed, "You should always smoke after you smoke", then lit up another cig.

by XarwX October 15, 2007

What kind of smoke you be crackin' ?

This is a term I came up with that my friends and I use to define to someone they are doing an extremely crazy act with out actually telling them they sound like they are smokin' crack without actually saying they are smokin' crack.

My friend says " hey, i'm gonna go put lambo doors on my 1995 sr20hoopdie" and I say "What kind of smoke you be crackin'?

by Sarah M. Schauer December 12, 2004

Are you smoking!?

The term used to say when your friend or someome you know says something dumb.

Person: guys guys did yku know lebron james is the best quaterback for the new cleveland patriots
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?

by PlayPokemonGo December 10, 2016