What you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. Make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things.

JOHN: Do you want to go sledding?
ME: Sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it.
JOHN: Yea, let's smoke and sled.
by Alfonso Enrique December 27, 2005
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1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017
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coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube
you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.
by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018
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