Top Definition
Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Generally used as a primer before going out, but can also be used at house parties as a staple drink.
Causes the drinker to become deliriously happy and affectionate, as opposed to miserable and violent.
Pass me some smodka!

Holy crap, I have to get smashed for less than $20. Six-pack smodka it is!
by Oody May 12, 2006

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