smitty is a chad a real hot guy loves punching orphans and doing drugs preferably meth youd love him. He also hates elmo.
smitty is such a chad omg
by SMITTY12344 June 18, 2021
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The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments
Smitty’s used phrases: “Build, Woman!” “Jump, woman!” “Is that rocket boy?” “Don’t apologize, be better
by Poopbarber July 12, 2019
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Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers
Don't be a Smitty!
by Croc Dude September 22, 2015
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Where smitty ass rapes Scott while Scott is master baiting Kenneth And Kenneth is ass ramming LIL BITCH Josh all while Jen,heather,Lelia and Brittany stare in simple amazement.
Hey don’t go near The Smitty
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(v) To Steal or Shoplift.
Hey look at that guy smitty those batteries.
by sxpunx December 11, 2006
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He was #1
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
by Shaq Nasty April 15, 2010
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He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.
by Punkbird July 22, 2014
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