by el guapo1 October 25, 2007
A girl who goes to Smith College in Northampton, MA. A Smith college Lesbian Until Graduation. Intelligent and often connected. Usually can't drive well but can party. Not just LUGS but SLUGS.
by niteshade8p August 1, 2008
a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!
by Phil Fee September 20, 2003
An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.
"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."
by plincodestroy February 5, 2007
a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement
Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW
Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!
LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!
Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!
LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!
by min-minn April 3, 2011
Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.
Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.
Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.
by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022
A student who attends William Smith College in Geneva, NY and thinks she is hot shit because she has money or status. This means she is likely to give you attitude or pretend to not know you even when she does because she thinks she is better than you or thinks it would be embarassing for her to be seen even saying hello to you. The distinction must however be made that not all students who attend William Smith College are "Smithies." The percentage of William Smith students who are classified as "Smithies" has not been officially determined by any student organizations or clubs.
I walked by that Smithie today, I know that she really isn't even hot and that I wouldn't even mack on that.
by NYCKid24 December 6, 2009