Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

smegal 

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

smegal by monotone919 October 28, 2013

Smegalomaniac 

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

Smegalomaniac by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smegal Jackhammer 

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

smegal Jackhammer by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

smegalump 

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

smegalump by DrTurner October 26, 2010

smiegelhorn 

5 minutes before an individual has to leave due to the closing of a store or something coming to an end.

The smiegelhorn sounds five minutes before the store closes to inform the remaining customers.

"Shoot! I've got to go! The smiegelhorn just sounded, i've only 5 minutes left and i am in a serious hurry!"

smiegelhorn by Erika Tryon December 14, 2008