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1.
The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.

Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."

"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
by StinkyWizzleteats September 17, 2009
 
2.
A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.
Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
by rosiet June 09, 2011
 
3.
The act of encountering cigarette smoke directly from the tip of the cigarette or from exhaling inappropriately and the smoke irritating your eye(s).
"Damn it..smeye again," exclaimed Jesse; really trying to hide the fact he was crying.
by givemewhatsleft June 12, 2013