smellaphone 

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004

smellycooter 

a cooter that stinks , and very dry n old. form a judy morriseau

that smellycooter stinks real bad and i think it is judy morriseau

smellycooter by the cooterfinder February 22, 2009

SmellyNoob 

A SmellyNoob is a person who typically acts very dumb, with very stupid decisions. Nobody wants to be a SmellyNoob, but those who deny being one tend to be a SmellyNoob.

Hey, that was so stupid. You're such a SmellyNoob.

SmellyNoob by menchu December 17, 2019

smellaphone 

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

smellypenis 

A big niggercock, that smells like your typical homeless dood from the hood

Tyrone: *'bout to slurp on that fat cock*
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul

smellypenis by mr_cucumber_in_butthole_man March 23, 2018

smellyblondegirl 

someone smelly and blonde who’s a girl and called elysa and has 2 kids because she’s smelly

hey how are you doing?
not good i’m a smellyblondegirl

smellyblondegirl by gingerhehaheha October 9, 2021

SmellyPowell

When you don't wipe your arse then put toothbrushes and jaffa cakes up, take them out the next day and eat it while wanking off over your favourite picture of your dad

Love a good smellyPowell on a friday

SmellyPowell by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022