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Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.
George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!
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fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.
fart smeller by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").
I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!
fart smeller by maitxa June 12, 2005

uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.
"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
Sellers Effect by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023

Pull A Kara Sellers 

To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again
Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?
Pull A Kara Sellers by Ohmangodamn October 11, 2016