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The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.
Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!
by smegmaaaa October 22, 2007
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The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.
Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata
by Danny long legs April 29, 2006
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Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.
Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.
by Vironex May 08, 2007
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