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The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.
Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata
by Danny long legs April 29, 2006
The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.
Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!
by smegmaaaa October 22, 2007
Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.
Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.
by Vironex May 08, 2007