smeggypoo 

Smeggypoo a tattood and peirced guy that is most notably known for increasing shoplifting figures by 20% in the year 2005 also known for stealing many licence plates within the oxon area during the three year war.The name Smeggypoo has been stuck to this poor fellow since the summer of 98 when his cousin changed his nickname from egghead to smeghead. Smeggypoo is a keen gamer and on searching the name on google you may see many entries under IGUK, Hunterlan, Youtube and myspace all being places smeggypoo hangs out. Smeg is a term derived from dick cheese and poo is another word for human excriment. so in total smeggypoo is actually dickcheeseshit. Smeggypoo is now a civil servant within the oxfordshire area providing many usful services to his local community. although the legend of smeggypoo will die of the name will always belong to him.

N00b :Wanna play some WiC
Smeggypoo : Nah ill own your ass

smeggypoo by Thomas Gregory November 14, 2007

smeggpot 

Some asshole who likes to think he's funny, when really he's not. Smeggpot says a lot of cunty things, but always has a fuckin smug ass smile on his face.

"That guy said I look like an asian who got hit in the face with a shovel, what a Smeggpot" - Neon

smeggpot by Johnson Fitzinyu January 27, 2014

sluggypoo 

it looks like a little snail...with no shell. he's a cutie who's always smiling - just plodding along, sucking on lettuce and climbing walls.

there was a sluggypoo in my back garden this morning...

sluggypoo by emma October 19, 2003

Sheggyphobic 

You hate sheggy

Your Sheggyphobic

Sheggyphobic by UsingMyRealName4k September 28, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004