Smed means Suck my dick. Every straight guy uses this as an insult or to a girl to give him a blow job. But be cautious it's known that saying this to gay people offends them and they'll be all like "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm telling my boy friend you bitch. he jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!"

It's also a common saying popular on the internet by trolls who are about to rape you or just want to depress you because you don't have a life and sit at the computer all day.

Your chances of epic win are 50% and your chance of epic fail are 50.0000000000000000000000000000001%
Example 1

Carl: Smd, girl.
Hoe: Oh okay...*pulls off Carl's pants*
Carl: Ahhh, that feels good bitch.

Example 2

Internet Troll: All of you smd, fags! erutrehiofogidhifhh
User 1: Shut up, cunt.
User 2: I'm going to report this bitch.
Moderator: Cuss or fighting is not allowed on our site, due to not following the rules you get a warning. Next time you will be banned.
Internet Troll: Go fuck yourself losers. lol
*Banned*

Example 3

Steve: Smd faggot.

Gay guy: WAHHHHAHHHAAAA! YOU'RE MEAN I AM TELLING MY BOYFRIEND! He jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!
Really gay faggot(bf): What's wrong man?

Gay guy: HE'S MEAN!!
Really gay faggot(bf): Who? Him? You smd you bitch...
Steve: Oh shit...
by azZ_kIcK3R June 15, 2009
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shakin my dick

Similar to the well-known "smh (shakin my head)
Person 1: I was gonna go to the mall today, but it was closed.
Person 2: smd
by hater2332 August 22, 2010
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I just met Susan, she insisted on SMD to say hello.
by TEAMAWESOME2 August 23, 2015
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The opposite of Shake my head smh. Used to show excitement/ pleasure.
We got a trophy!

smd.
by Oxfordllama February 22, 2012
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smell my dreads.

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shake my dick
by BIANCA . June 19, 2010
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Means 'Shaking my dick', When you want to express yourself to others about masturbation as a male.
Some people use this sample also to make conversations funny instead of serious.
by slyvan25 September 9, 2019
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