Crashy Smashy Die Die Die 

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012

Smashism

Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.

Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!

Smashism by exlex December 26, 2008

smashy

So extremely cute or adorable that you have an uncontrollable urge to smash it.

Jenny, your baby is so smashy!

smashy by deedledeepoop April 17, 2011

smashy

adjective

1. full of anxiety, angst and irritation, such that one would, if one were the Incredible Hulk, probably begin smashing things.

I can't believe they want me to stay late, even though I told them I had plans tonight. That makes me feel so smashy!

smashy by a_smashy_smasher November 16, 2009

Smashy Barrels 

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".

"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"

Smashy Barrels by Jacob P. July 21, 2008

Smashyfaced 

When you're a little more than smashed but a little less than shitfaced, you're ready to party.

After a few drinks at the pub, Matt was feeling a little smashyfaced and ready to party like a rockstar.

Smashyfaced by PartyMatt May 9, 2018

Smashy mouth 

When she doesn't shut up he smacks her in the mouth.

She's talking too much so he says shut up or you'll get the smashy mouth

Smashy mouth by anonymous March 30, 2023