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man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore
by deeno October 12, 2007
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To be stuck on AOL
That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service
by Jmechy February 24, 2003
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When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.
Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.
by johny man April 23, 2006
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1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk
1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"
by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017
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A mapper with a large penis and a tendency to get drunk.
Smashed got smashed and smashed Jmechy's mom from behind.
by Rebel February 24, 2003
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20
proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.
mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..
by TekBeetz March 28, 2004
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1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex
1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.
by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017
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