smartarse 

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007

smart parts

paintball company.

i upgraded my gun with a smart parts barrel.

smart parts by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Smart Parts Physics 

A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.

Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."

Smart Parts Physics by Demented666 April 7, 2008

It's Sampson, Smartypants! 

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

It's Sampson, Smartypants! by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

Smart Parts

Neo Nazi, facist, Microsoftish, copyright greedy Paintball Manufacturer.

Noob: Hey! I just got the new SP 04 Shocker!
Reaper22: NAZI!!!

Smart Parts by Reaper22 - PBN May 18, 2004

Smartfart 

When someone smart does something dumb

Sude what you did there a real smartfart

Smartfart by Manoffire420 April 26, 2021

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

Smart Parts by tm April 4, 2005