Something retards write instead of smart. It's also a way of calling someone a retard or idiot etc.
Person 1: HAHAHA I'M SO SMARD.
Person 2: Err, no. You're not.

Person A: That guy over there is such a smard.
by Saultyevil February 4, 2010
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A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!
Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018
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When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded
Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....
by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021
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