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Irish Stallion 

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.
Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*
smallishbeans by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

Stallion Duck 

It's the biggest fucking duck that Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, the best fucking drummer EVER, has ever seen. Jimmy, the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold and Pinkly Smooth, tried to chase a Stallion Duck but failed. Jimmy is still hunting that FUCKING duck to this very day, in his little piece of heaven. God bless you Jimmy, and God Hates You, Stallion Duck. Its not afraid AT ALL. NOT FUCKING AFRAID AT ALL. Keep chasing it Jimmy, foREVer. A7X.
Jimmy: I'm fucking coming for you, fucking stallion duck!

Stallion Duck: ...

smallowitz

A penis that is too small due to a bad circumcision A Jewish man with a small penis.
That girl likes big dicks, she'll never date a Smallowitz.
smallowitz by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015
1. The opposite of ballin, commonly pronounced "smalliiinnnnn."
2. When you do something "real small" as opposed to doing something "real big."
"Yo, I had sex with a fat chick last night....smallin"

"I just dripped some pee on my shorts...smallin"

"There's all dudes at this party....smallin"
smallin by villaloveskebby January 18, 2009

smallish 

A little bit small; of small nature.
Geez _ _ _ _ _ _ _! You're smallish!
smallish by Beccy C February 9, 2006