smasheyes 

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

smasheyes by James Cridland November 22, 2006

The Smalley effect 

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.

David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.

The Smalley effect by mmillennial February 25, 2018

Smallered 

To have made something smaller(past tense)

Wow, that number was smallered.

Smallered by Tyce(BigMan) October 19, 2022

Gearing up for smallies 

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.

“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019

Na Smallies

Na Smallies : it's a Nigerian slang which means , it's normal ,cool ,alright, no problem ,calm

Tony ,I misplaced your calculator , na smallies

Na Smallies by Dayveed Eyo December 27, 2019

The Stuart Smalley Generation 

aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.

"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line

The Stuart Smalley Generation by John Holstein January 7, 2013

smileyes 

the squinched up eyes you make when you have a big smile on your face

marshall: stop these bad smileyes this instant
lani: but i'm just so happy!

smileyes by LaniNG May 25, 2010