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Shalex is a word that describes someone who is up-to-date on any and all relevant pop-culture, jokes, and memes. They oftentimes change their point-of-view based on what people say and they will be proud of their extensive knowledge on memes.
Person 1: Dude does my voice sound any deeper?
Person 2: Don’t be such a Shalex
Shalex by Dismade July 21, 2020
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a conjoined person who shares both anything or everything. note: being detached from one another would result in self-destruction.
shalex is together again? shalex is never apart!
shalex by boogerbooger July 6, 2008
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stalexander 

a word used in the game kahoot by all your friends to confuse the teacher
me: guys! lets all name our self stalexander
them: fuck yeah!
stalexander by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019
To put somebody in an awkward position.
I felt so smaled when Joe pushed me against the wall and sang the Hannah Montana theme song.
smale by CadnelGirls April 12, 2011
Term used when a specific number cannot be given. Can also be used when in doubt or needing to save time by skipping details.

Examples: An uncertain amount of time that has already passed. Also used as an unknown number, often related to money or value.
What time y'all about to be back ?

"... prolly salexum, I don't know how long they wanna stay."

How much you get those for?
"aw man, salexum, don't even worry about it. You ain't bout that life anyway"
salexum by Family-Tree 313 June 15, 2017
a blow job, where the head of the penis is inserted into the mouth, but the shaft is masterbated by the person giving the blow job
"wow, she can give me a smalec anytime"
smalec by alec wilson April 3, 2009
Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.
Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!
Shmalex by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009