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Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.
Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!
by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009
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