smacktard

1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.

I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!

by RCD July 3, 2005

Smacktard

1. A word used by nerds that is totally meaningless to people who have a social life.

2. Disparaging term used by lonely nerds with zero friends and very poor English skills during the process of crying and shedding thousands of tears because they lost in a video game to someone who is their polar opposite.

Nerd - "UR A GAY SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH 'COS UR GAY".

Casual gamer - "Please translate that last sentence; I don't speak nerd talk".

Nerd - "OMG UR SO GAY, I FUKD UR MOM"

Casual gamer - "Go outside kid"

Nerd - "OMG UR GAY U ONLY WUN 'COS MY TEAMMATES SUCKD"

Casual gamer - "you had 1 kill and 11 deaths"

Nerd - "WHATEVER, GG GRINGOS"

by Hermann Goering June 12, 2006

smacktard

When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.

B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."

by NrKy September 15, 2003

smacktard

a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!

Smacktard is the greatest band ever.

by Lord Smacktard April 15, 2003

smacktard

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

by T June 21, 2004

smacktard

Smacktard is a good way to describe Paul ( or as you would know him, Z3LL). He gets very offended when u call him this, and offen trys to rape your ass until you die of internal bleeding.

<Shimmeh> Hey look, its Z3LL...
<Shibbster> Hehe, lets go call him a smacktard...

by ellipsis June 7, 2004

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003