smackage 

To slap, smack, or molest another indivdual, not PUNCH.

after beating down someone in Halo, you yell, "You got smackaged!"

smackage by Robert Nickell October 23, 2005

Smackage 

When you get smacked but its such a package

Barry slapped me it and was such a smackage

Smackage by BlondeBarracuda September 5, 2018

snackageawea

one who shows up to any sort of a function bearing snacks or "snackage"

DG: oh hell yeah dude, here comes snackageawea with the hot cheetohs and takis

snackageawea by dgenterprises August 28, 2014

Smackagelies 

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009

snackage

Various and sundry snack foods (pretzels, chips, cheese, etc.) consumed while sitting around watching television.

Hey Lois, I'm too lazy to get off my duff and Seinfeld is on. Can you bring me some pretzels and some other snackage on your way back from the kitchen?

snackage by Bill Steineke August 6, 2003

snackage

that stuff hanging in the pantry.
chips candy etc. whatevers around.

ana: do we have any snackage? totally have the munchies

yvette: yeah pops just got some pringles at the store yesterday.

snackage by freshfrett January 15, 2009

snackages 

Snack + packages. Tasty and individually packaged food items, perfect for a quick lunch or road trip.

Hey man, grab me some snackages while you're paying for the gas!

snackages by JPoe September 3, 2006