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Slytherpuff 

A syltherpuff is someone who has loads of sarcasm, but is too kind to use it to offend somebody. If they do offend someone on purpose, they will feel bad right after. They are 2 stubborn to apologize but wanting to desperatly!
“I think that slytherpuff felt bad for calling me dumb, but they have not apologized”
Slytherpuff by The slytherin May 29, 2018

cursed.slytherpuff

cursed.slytherpuff is the most awesome tiktok star EVER IN EXISTENCE. And he’s Pansexual.

cursed.slytherpuff also has a YouTube channel with the same name.

On Wattpad he is luukdecoolegast where he is really famous with his almost none followers.

His crushes are:
Himself.
Sybill Trelawney
Remus Lupin
Sirius black
Dane DeHaan
Ben Barnes
ANDREW GARFIELD
Daniel Radcliffe

Tonks
Timothée Chalamet (idk how to write his name lol)
Emma Watson
Evanna Lynch
TOM MOTHERFOEKING HOLLAND
and more👹🤌
cursed.slytherpuff is the best person on tiktok.
PERIODT.

Slitherpuff 

Slitherpuff is the mix between someone who is 9f a slytherin and a hufflepuff house and who identifies as both.
I identify as a slitherpuff as my Hogwarts house.
Slitherpuff by Slitherpuff October 19, 2018

Slytherpig 

This article is about the subgenus of Sus. The Slytherpig was recently discovered in Central Florida in some fields between Walt Disney World and Universal Studios. This mythical creature was created as a part of the expansion of Wizarding World of Harry Potter. This pig gets it's name from it's long, sleek body. When it walks from a distance, it looks as if it is slithering. Coming from the family of Suidae. Some of the common species feature the domestic pig and Eurasian wild boar (Sus Scrofa).
==== Description and Behavior ====
As very few Slytherpigs have been discovered, there is little to go on. However, what is known is they have medium sized noises with a longer tongue. Which seems to be used for a matting ritual to incise their potential mate. They contain floppy ears as a goat, however a bit more pointed at the end. The rest of the body is made up of four hooves balancing the majority of their weight.
The Slytherpig makes unfortunate choices.
Slytherpig by PhoenixSE July 19, 2014

Slytherpuff 

Kid 1: "He is so gay, I couldn't even carry on a conversation with him."

Kid 2: "Wow. What a slytherpuff."
Slytherpuff by crumb1121 January 17, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026