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Slutison 

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.
Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets
Slutison by Nalol February 12, 2014
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slutcision 

When an otherwise conservative women makes a promiscuous decision. Licentious behavior that is out of character for the woman engaging in it.
My friend spent all semester sitting in her dorm room waiting on a kind guy and a committed relationship made the slutcision last night to drink multiple tequila shots and sleep with some guy she barely knew.

Synonyms: whorish, licentious, salacious, tramp like, easy
Antonyms : conservative, austere, prudish, chaste, virgin
slutcision by Matheau November 13, 2012
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slutchronization 

When a group of friends are sluts at the same time.
Wow all those girls are hooking up, the must be Slutchronized...

This is called the “ slutchronization”
slutchronization by _hello123_ January 25, 2021

slutchronization 

When a group of friends are all acting as sluts simultaneously
Look at that group of friends, they must be on a slutchronization
slutchronization by Jacks96 January 25, 2021

slutchianity 

the religion where you are the biggest of sluts, if done right you will have a roast beef pussy.

rules to follow
1 slut
2 get as many dicks shoved into that Cooter as possible
3 relationships, if you have a significant other all other rules are off and you are to be the biggest of sluts with them. nude pictures are to be sent daily and randomly, and any outfit pictures are to be sent immidently
"whats your religion?"
"slutchianity"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026