Slurpis

When someone slurps something they pee as well

Bro I accidentally slurpis myself

by Chicken_Nuggeta October 17, 2019

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher January 28, 2018

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Turkey Slurpy

The act of slurping on men

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. December 28, 2016

Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022