a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford
wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night
by mclitdick April 24, 2019
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When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
by Ron with an h January 1, 2019
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you be slurpin on man cum
yo did u see david slurpin on semen?
by tobythe god September 15, 2021
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