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A person who walks around creepy, either looming around for prey, or just looking like he is untrustworthy
Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens
slurker by Tilldogarano November 9, 2017
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Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.
"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."
Slurkey by M.E.B September 16, 2023

Turkey Slurkey 

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
Turkey Slurkey by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026