A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum
computer in the pill will travel through your
blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be
cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum
Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...
drugs?”
“It’s better than
drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”