slutmeister 

1. A master slut.

2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.

"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!

slutmeister by Cuddy mother fucking 13 bitch. October 15, 2009

Shugmeister 

A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.

Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!

Shugmeister by LaaMok September 26, 2009

slumester 

The last few weeks in the semester when you're slummin' it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those shitty finals.

Connie: How's your slumester going?

Pam: Last week I ran out of laundry detergent so I used body wash and the only thing I have in the ref ridge is Kraft singles. Thanks for asking Connie!

Connie: Good Shit, Pam!

slumester by College Girl Shit November 28, 2016