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alpine slucking 

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.
Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...
alpine slucking by fornicatia January 4, 2010
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slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.
1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.
slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

slucking 

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.
Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water

Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?
slucking by ugh2 April 21, 2017

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school
Avery stop slunching in your chair
Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

ass slushing 

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out
In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

Slouching 

The act of leaving an online call or real life location without telling anyone or saying anything
God damnit Peter's always slouching out of discord calls
Slouching by GlibHeck February 12, 2018

Slushing 

The act of rotating your penis inside a girl once you have ejaculated, enthusiastically, until once again erect, and repeat.

Derives from the act of mixing slush puppies with a straw to mix the flavour.
Slushing is messy!

If you don't shut up, I'm going to slush your mum all night long.
Slushing by gunner_do_ur_mum April 9, 2011